AcquireLaundry
AI site intelligence · White-glove mandates

The private decision layer for laundromat expansion.

An AI-native site intelligence desk for laundromat expansion. We fuse proprietary market signals, AI-driven site scoring, and operator-validated underwriting into a single, mandate-specific decision — buy, build, or walk away.

Millions of data points become a white-glove, mandate-specific site shortlist.

27k+Monitored stores
2M+Daily signals
$345M+Indexed volume
Operator-reviewed
The invisible layer

What separates a qualified site from a listing.

Every site inherits from an operating index trained on closed-transaction data, utility filings, equipment census, and route performance. Pre-LOI risk filtration. Cash-flow veracity. Location longevity. Site intelligence radar. Four proprietary layers, one shortlist.

Layer 01

Pre-LOI risk filtration

Seller disclosures, utility history, and litigation patterns filtered before a letter of intent is ever drafted.

Layer 02

Cash-flow veracity

Reported P&L cross-checked against metered water, gas, and electrical draw. No seller narrative survives unchallenged.

Layer 03

Location longevity

Trade-area decay modelling. We flag locations with a structural exit ahead of the closing table.

Layer 04

Site intelligence radar

Continuous surveillance of ownership signals, equipment refresh cycles, succession events, and development-ready corridors across the target universe.

End to end

Mandate-driven site intelligence.

  1. 01

    You submit a precise mandate.

    Capital size, target MSAs, return thresholds, portfolio shape, thesis.

  2. 02

    The AI engine scores every site.

    2M+ daily signals reduced to a working universe of qualified acquisition and development sites.

  3. 03

    Our operator bench validates.

    Every surviving site is stress-tested against live operator data and ground-truth underwriting.

  4. 04

    A white-glove shortlist is delivered.

    Mandate-specific. Operator-validated. Buy, build, or walk away — you engage directly.

Single-site mandate
$15,000
per qualified site
Multi-location
Enterprise engagement
quoted per mandate

One store, one fee — billed only on delivered shortlist. Portfolio mandates (two or more stores, roll-ups, platform builds) are structured as enterprise engagements priced to the shape of the mandate. No retainer. No data-room fee. No carried interest on the transaction.

Vintage 2026 — live
$345M+Transaction volume indexed
71dMedian signal lead time
27k+Stores monitored continuously
INDEXED SINCE Q1 2023 · 71-DAY MEDIAN LEAD TIME · 27,000+ STORES MONITORED
Submit your site mandate

The first act of precision.

Five minutes to specify. 24–48 hours to specialist review. Site scoring and operator validation begin the same week.

STEP 1 / 5
Capital profile.

Set the envelope.

Acquisition shape