Terms.
Last updated 2026-10-03. This page describes current website and inquiry practice.
Not investment advice
Acquire Laundry is a specialty acquisition advisory. Nothing on this website constitutes an offer to sell or a solicitation of an offer to buy any security, interest, or asset. No content on this site is legal, tax, accounting, or investment advice. Results from prior engagements are not indicative of future outcomes.
Mandate submissions
Submitting a mandate through this site does not create an engagement between the submitter and Acquire Laundry. Any engagement is governed solely by a separately-executed written advisory agreement.
Engagement fees
The published fee is $15,000 per qualified site, billed on delivery of a qualified opportunity with an evidence packet under a written advisory agreement. Mandates covering five or more sites (5+), including roll-ups and platform builds, are enterprise engagements; rates are not published here — contact us. All engagements are subject to the same written-agreement requirement. Published fees are subject to change without notice for work not yet under contract.
No broker-dealer
Acquire Laundry is not a registered broker-dealer. We do not execute transactions, take custody of funds, or accept compensation from sellers. All sell-side compensation on any transaction surfaced to a principal is paid by third parties outside of any Acquire Laundry engagement.
Intellectual property
The Acquire Laundry name, marks, diagrams, and copy are the property of Acquire Laundry. All rights reserved. No portion of this site may be reproduced for commercial purposes without written permission.
Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Delaware, without regard to its conflict-of-law provisions.